'Charity Waxmas EP - Acid Waxa' “IT’S CHRISTMASSSS!”

Published on 2020-12-26 00:00:00 by Morgan Johnston

Welcome to Christmas Day, 2050: The Charity Waxmas EP by Acid Waxa


Your eyes snap open. You leap out of your deep hibernation pod, disoriented but excited. The synthesized voice of your Amazon Incorporated Alexa smart-home echoes through every wall, floor, ceiling, cupboard, and even your toaster—a voice that somehow resembles Noddy Holder performing unspeakable acts on a Dalek. But you don’t care. It’s Christmas Day, 2050, and for once, you’re free.

No 16-hour shift packaging Bezos Original Recipe Nutrient-Dense Meal Supplements at the fulfillment centre today. No, sir. Today is yours to enjoy. And what better way to celebrate than by spending your hard-earned 2,800 Employee Reward Credits (roughly £5.00 in pre-inflation currency) on the latest Charity Waxmas EP from Acid Waxa?

This year’s EP is a festive masterpiece, packed with non-stop, funky-fresh yuletide bangers that’ll have your soul resonating like a well-tuned 303. Featuring tracks from AYU Acid, Roy of The Ravers, Romeo Taylor, and Christopher Rave, this collection is the only holiday-themed, acid-infused psychoacoustic experience you’ll need.

As you blast through that bottle of Vodka™ and wait for your Christmas dinner to materialize from the UberEats Particle-Exaggerator (formerly known as your kitchen), let the Charity Waxmas EP be your soundtrack. With 28 minutes of pure festive joy, it’s the best way to spend your one day of freedom.

Consumer experience may vary, but one thing’s for sure: this EP is worth every credit. Oh, and did we mention? All proceeds go to charity.

So sit back, relax, and let Acid Waxa take you on a sleigh ride through the most futuristic Christmas you’ve ever experienced.

Tracklist:

• AYU Acid
• Roy of The Ravers
• Romeo Taylor
• Christopher Rave

Available now for 2,800 Employee Reward Credits.

Disclaimer: Vodka™ and Bezos Original Recipe Nutrient-Dense Meal Supplements sold separately.

Happy Waxmas, and remember: in 2050, even Christmas comes with a touch of acid.

Written by Morgan Johnston